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Export Eligibility Requirements

Please confirm:

I am not a citizen, national or resident of, and am not under the control of, the government of any country to which the United States has prohibited export of technical information, such as: Cuba, Iran, Libya, North Korea, Sudan, or Syria.

I will not download or otherwise export or re-export any software or technical data, directly or indirectly, to the above-prohibited countries nor to citizens, national or residents of those countries.

I am not listed on the United States Department of Treasury list of Specially Designated Nationals, Specially Designated Terrorists, and Specially Designated Narcotics Traffickers, nor am I listed on the United States Department of Commerce Table of Denial Orders.

I will not use any software or technical data, and will not allow such software or data to be used for, any purposes prohibited by United States law, including, without limitation, for the development, design, manufacture or production of nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons of mass destruction.

I do not run with scissors, reuse postage stamps, or taunt fuzzy animals with laser pointers.

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